Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sometimes the ads are better than the site.

I was looking at this one site that was so boring it actually made me go back to work.  So I closed the window and what do I see but a big pop-up with a bunch of pictures and "headlines" as if they're news articles.  I was about to dismiss it when I saw breasts and it made me give the whole page a second look.

 Yes.  A picture of an asian girl and the caption: "It is much better that Anime".  Not only is it much better THAN anime, it's also much better THAT anime.  And I have to agree.  Asian people are better than cartoons.

It gets better:

You heard it here, folks.  Disney is no longer doing fairytales.  Instead it will be launching its new line of homoerotic crossover fanfics.

...This one is just straight-up frightening.  A picture of an off-color old-fashioned skirt over a pair of legs that look like they belong to a 15-year-old girl.  Random ad site, you might want to question where you're getting your pictures.

A number of the other ones also have something to do with Disney or have porn-a-fied Disney characters as pictures.  Obviously clicking on any of these options would connect me to a live feed of Disney XXX.

Honestly, sometimes websites are like the superbowl.  The ads are more entertaining than what you came for.

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