Friday, March 18, 2011

People that should be (at least) locked up for March

I was gonna do Ann Coulter.  Because she says stupid shit.  But that's not new.  It's come to a point with her where just seeing her face triggers this sort of Pavlovian reaction in me where I just want to punch a journalist.  Not because I have any anger towards journalism (I do), but because it would sort of be like striking back at the media for bringing a creature like her to my attention.

No, I think this guy deserves this more:
 No, not the guy holding the assault weapon.  The guy pressing his old man teats against him.  That's right, Representative Peter King.  He's become notorious not for doing anything helpful for his constituents, but for doing active harm to the general public.  Which makes him a damn good Republican.

Not only does he look like the villain from some Batman movie, he's also the biggest hypocrite we've had in the news for a long time.  He's dusted off the mantle of McCarthyism and decided to bring American Muslims to trial for un-American activities.  So it's not even an ORIGINAL bit of insanity.  His concern is that Muslims aren't doing enough to combat extremism and terrorism.

The rules he applies to Muslims, of course, do not apply to him.  Peter King has strong affiliations with the Irish Republican Army.  The same IRA that injured 212 innocent people the bombing of a city centre in 1996.  He has close ties to Sinn Féine, the political arm of the IRA that has been classified as a terrorist organization by the US.

But, you know, he's right.  The IRA never attacked America.  I mean, they may have killed an American, but he was out-of-country, which makes his loyalties suspect!

So, in conclusion, Peter King is saying that terrorism is okay, unless you're Muslim.

Representative Peter King, the fact that you can breathe with your head that far up your ass boggles my mind.  The creaminess of your Irish nationalism mixed with the hard sound of your outright racism dropped into a half pint of stout political power is an explosively terrible combination that will get us all wasted.

Man, that was some delicious metaphor.

Representative King you should, at least, be in jail.

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