Why rich people need all their money taken away from them

This:

 

(Taken from Huffington Post)

This is why all rich people need to have their money taken away from them.  Because they do dumb shit like this with it.  I'm not gonna get started on how ridiculous the Kardashians are as human beings, because that would be like shooting breast implants in a barrel.  But THIS.  THIS is their fucking CHRISTMAS Card.  What about this says holiday cheer? It's like Merry Christmas from the Adams Family.  THEY'RE NOT EVEN SMILING! Is their too much botox in their bloodstream for them to crack a GRIN?!


Whatever.  Of all the rich bastards, the Kardashians are nobodies.  Jamie Dimon, who lives in a weird alternate universe of crazy, after he and his banker cronies led the country into one of the worse financial crises in history: 

"My daughter came home from school one day and said, 'daddy, what's a financial crisis?' And without trying to be funny, I said, 'it's the type of thing that happens every five, ten, seven, years.' And she said: 'why is everybody so surprised?' So we shouldn't be surprised..." (source)

So yeah.  The Kardashians are nobodies.  Big breasted nobodies.  They're not even good at exploiting themselves.  Kim's sex tape is just a boatload of awkward.  It's so bad I think she pretty much redeemed Paris.

Anyway.  The fact is these people are paying so many millions to live their ridiculous, grotesque lives and it needs to stop.  Not their lives.  Just the way they live it.  Cut their annual income to some more normal level and use that money to create jobs and help the homeless/hungry, in other words, the people who aren't able to afford creepy Christmas photos.

I know the argument.  "But Big Poppa, what would drive people to innovate! If we have no chance of making some absurd amount of money and spend it on meaningless shit, why would we ever advance?!"

My answer is if you're innovating just to make more money, you're a fuck-up.  And you should probably step aside, because once the disadvantage people get their advantages, they're probably gonna be moving pretty fast.