More guns!

Stop the clocks, ladies and gentlemen.  If you, like me, were timing how long it took for someone to co-opt the Arizona situation for a statement in favor of gun rights, you got it.  Representative Trent Franks, better known for saying Planned Parenthood was more corrupt than ACORN, has made record time turning the Arizona massacre into a lobby for more guns!

His statement:

I wish there had been one more gun there that day in the hands of a responsible person, that's all I have to say

You're right, Rep. Franks.  More guns has ALWAYS meant less crime.  You know what, I'd even take it one step further.  I think everyone in the crowd should have had guns!

Even better! What if Representative Giffords had a gun!

Wait, wait! What if Representative Giffords WAS a gun?!

And how much better would Obama's statement have been if he was a sawed-off shotgun?

And how awesome would our country be if it were an M27 Automatic Rifle!

Amazing.  Look how much more wonderful things are with guns in them! Violence isn't the answer, violence is the question! What's the answer?

HELL YES!