Happy birthday, fatties!

Yes.

A groupon for liposuction.

Only $2,500 and we can suck your fat ass away!

This is all kinds of hilarious to me.  "Buy as a gift".  Honestly, it wouldn't be a terrible gift.  They could go out and eat chili cheese fries and bacon for like days.

"But you'll gain weight!"
"Doesn't matter, I have a liposuction groupon, bitches!"

It makes me hungry just thinking about it.