I was looking at this one site that was so boring it actually made me go back to work. So I closed the window and what do I see but a big pop-up with a bunch of pictures and "headlines" as if they're news articles. I was about to dismiss it when I saw breasts and it made me give the whole page a second look.
Yes. A picture of an asian girl and the caption: "It is much better that Anime". Not only is it much better THAN anime, it's also much better THAT anime. And I have to agree. Asian people are better than cartoons.
It gets better:
You heard it here, folks. Disney is no longer doing fairytales. Instead it will be launching its new line of homoerotic crossover fanfics.
...This one is just straight-up frightening. A picture of an off-color old-fashioned skirt over a pair of legs that look like they belong to a 15-year-old girl. Random ad site, you might want to question where you're getting your pictures.
A number of the other ones also have something to do with Disney or have porn-a-fied Disney characters as pictures. Obviously clicking on any of these options would connect me to a live feed of Disney XXX.
Honestly, sometimes websites are like the superbowl. The ads are more entertaining than what you came for.
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